11 February, 2013

Your weekly musicians' ads.

You know, since catching the flu last week (Where were you for me, vitamin C? Where were you!?), I didn't know if I'd have the energy to accomplish anything today. Thankfully, things seem to be clearing up, somebody summed up last night's The Walking Dead in seventy one characters for me so I don't have to sit through that snooze fest, and, on Craigslist, we have clownshoes lunacy.

Liberty Minded (Metro)

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that this is going to get stupid.
as the title states, I'm looking for "Liberty Minded" people , that want to make our message heard.
People that understand what is wrong with our country, Racism, misogyny, homophobia, class inequality, nationalism, xenophobia, a broken education system, a belief in God over science prevalent in our government despite touting the separation of church and state, Islamophobia, the idea of "clean coal", failed ecological and environmental policies, the mainstream news media's disregard for the Occupy movement, high-fructose corn syrup in almost everything, being the last civilized country on the planet to not offer socialized healthcare (largely because old white men think it will make us communists), a two-party political system that veers further to the political right every election, Democrats without balls, Rush Limbaugh, FOX News, that people think that we should build a border-long fence to keep immigrants out of this country for fear that those immigrants will take away the very jobs that nobody here wants to do, that people actually think they need legal access to AR-15s, MAC-10s, and AK-47s and all of the bullets in the world... And that's just off the top of my head. Oh, and then there's some shit about the debt ceiling and home foreclosures but, I mean, if you get me going again... and what must be done to restore the land of our fathers... You mean the guys that owned slaves ie people forcibly brought from their home countries to effectively build ours while our "fathers" often tortured them, raped them, and, in what weren't even considered extreme circumstances, from time to time killed them because they didn't believe they were people?

If you voted for Barry Soetero Nope. - DO NOT APPLY
If you don't know who Barry Soetero is - DO NOT APPLY I'm afraid I don't actually.
Oh, you mean Barry Soetoro ie the Guy Who Never even Existed?
Alex Jones called, he wants his lizard people back.

If you feel Mitt Romney was the best available candidate - DO NOT APPLY Let me guess, Conspiracy Theory, you wanted Newt to win so you could work on his moon-mining base, right?
If you vote for the "lesser of two evils" - DO NOT APPLY Sometimes you have to because, otherwise, you'd be stuck with the greater of two evils.

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Posting ID: 3608682323
Posted: 2013-02-10, 9:59PM CST

AAAnnnddd cue the backlash!

RE: Liberty Minded (Metro) (Cowardland)

Your "voice" has already been heard. The jingoistic, ignorant bleating of the Teabaggers has been heard and ignored by true patriots and American citizens who participated in the election.

Racist, ignorant, uninformed rhetoric such as what you are spewing has no place in America. Ahem - Uh, actually, uh, you see, that kind of as in actually falls under his first amendment rights. Just saying.

Time for you and the other slackjawed rubes to get over the fact that America elected a black man. Twice. Once you go black, you, uh, go black a second time.
I got nothin'.

An American black man, born in America, elected by Americans. You have no knowledge of "founding fathers" or the constitution, your displaying of the Gadsden flag shows your ignorance.

Fly your ignorance proudly.
  • Location: Cowardland
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Posting ID: 3609152405
Posted: 2013-02-11, 7:25AM CST

And this part was inevitable. No, seriously, it's been scientifically proven that something like this was bound to happen.

RE: Liberty Minded... (Berlin)

Sounds like the Hitler-Jugend is reforming the boys choir? See?
  • Location: Berlin
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Posted: 2013-02-11, 8:49AM CST

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