21 November, 2011

Your weekly musicians' ads.

We have some pretty short ones, this week, so let's just jump right in, shall we?

BACKTRACKING TIPS? (MPLS)


Date: 2011-11-19, 2:47PM CST
Reply to: comm-xxxxx-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org

does anyone know how to backtrack? Do you mean 'backmask'? maybe you do already? Anybody who had a four-track cassette deck has done that. Hell, anybody with one of those little eyeglass sets of screwdrivers and sparetime with a cassette has done that. how do we keep the click in the drummer's headphones and no click live? No click live? Have you tried, perhaps, just running the click to the drummer's headphones and, um, nowhere else? help please?

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And the winner of our "Needless Crybaby" award goes to...

Re: Xxxxxxxx (TC)


Date: 2011-11-19, 8:09AM CST
Reply to: comm-xxxxx-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org

To the so called Christian band, Xxxxxxxx. Nice speech about values and acceptance, but if you're over 30, don't bother responding! Face it. You're just a bunch of poser, wanna be rock stars, pretending to have values. If you were true Christians, age wouldn't matter. You posted this why?

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Are you a dope guitarist? (Mpls)


Date: 2011-11-18, 12:16PM CST
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super tight tripnotic indie five piece Worst. KFC bucket. Ever. ISO a sick guitarist cool with covering steady rhythm and killer leads.
This is a serious endeavor And I see you're handling it as such. with gigs booked throughout december and on.

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And the winner of our "Do You Always Do What the Man Tells You To?" award goes to...

Guitarist Wanted for Alt Rock band (Somerset WI)


Date: 2011-11-17, 1:39AM CST
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Hello, i am the singer and "ex" guitarist In quotation marks? Are you in the band or are you not? of Xxxxxxxxx Xxx. I renouncing my position He renounces it! because we had a record company out of New Richmond WI (Xxxx Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx) looking at signing us, but they said we need more complicated guitar riffs Fuck 'em. and while i can do both, if i dedicated more to my singing i am a lot better front man without a guitar in my hands. So, wait... you gave up the guitar because a record company nobody's ever heard of told you that your band was too simple.
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Twat.
So we need "you". The fuck you do. We have 7 songs, all good solid catchy songs but they need revamping if we ever want to make it to the next level. According to the record label in Bum Fuck, Wisconsin, whose website I visited just for shits and giggles to find that they currently either don't have an artist roster posted or have an artist roster of zero, thus negating establishing whether they have any clout whatsoever.
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I imagine they don't.
We have played them live before and gotten excellent feedback, but there just not up to snuff for a record deal, According, again, to a label based in the middle of nowhere by two guys I've never heard of with names that bring up zero applicable Google results. and that's what we want. From a two man company that nobody's ever heard of with no clout. So if you want to contribute to a band that's going somewhere heres some good things to have.

-Good work ethic
-No mommy telling you you cant practice ? or go to Iowa (where we will record our EP) Which is curious because your [air quotes]label[/air quotes] has its own studio. Why aren't you recording there?
-Age 16-22 We've been over this: Leave high school kids alone. They have homework. They have class to wake up and go to. They cannot dedicate time to being in a serious working band, not the likes of which you're aiming to become. Albeit in the most naïve manner possible.
-Male/Female
-Decent gear
-Availability between 3:30 and 5:30 2 times a week maybe more
-The desire to go somewhere with music\
-Good stage presence

If interested email me ( i check it every day) or text x-[An area code covering essentially the entire northern half of Wisconsin, begging the question as to why he's trolling for high schoolers over here in the 612.]-xxx-xxxx to set out a day where you can get a feel for us and see if your sound will blend with ours! Thanks!

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