21 October, 2011

It's Friday: Let's Call Bullshit on a Porn Star!

This was an old experiment in formatting. I forget when I did this but, according to Picasa, I uploaded this on 23 June, 2010. I think the reason I never posted it was because Picasa capped the size off at 1,600 pixels in height, rendering the graphic illegible. It's still fairly illegible because I've stretched it out some using html to resize it (800 pixels wide - roughly our maximum width for graphics here at SD&A - by 2,181 pixels high). I don't know why I did it the way I did it; maybe because I was already up to my eyeballs in screen caps and said "Fuck it, we'll do it live!" in MSPaint. Anyway, don't strain your eyes trying to read it.
If you do decide to strain your eyes trying to read this, please keep in mind that [spoiler alert] I know that porn is meant to be fake. Because I know and you know, I guess perhaps that that's why I never posted this in the first place (coupled with the total eye-strain of a reading job it required), because we can both go into this not expecting a shred of realism and therefore no need to call bullshit.
I probably should have asked a better question like, How did they not get popped for impersonating an officer?

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