11 July, 2011

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New serious band forming


Date: 2011-07-10, 10:49PM CDT
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Hey all, Hello.
We OK, so there is more than one of you, at the very least, two. are starting a new project, were looking for a guitarist, bassist, and drummer. And neither one of you plays any of those three instruments. If you sing or play keyboard that's cool too, were willing to work with whatever we can find. Because you're bringing essentially nothing to the table. We are 100% committed to doing this as a living and we will expect you to be as well., You know, as well having all the talent. Looking for people between the ages of 16-25. Here is a little bit about us. . .. Our influences include (but defiantly Defiantly? not limited to) A day to Remember (main influence) A skylit drive, four year strong, Underoath, Yellowcard and more. I just heard you say the words "emasculated bullshit" five times in a row. We are soon to have a practice space as well. Lastly we are Christians, and while we don't necessarily want to classify our band as a Christian band we want it knowen that we are doing this as a ministry. Read: Cult. We don't care where you are at with your faith in God but we are more than willing to talk about it with you. Wait wait wait. Rewind the tape. We don't care where you are at with your faith in God but we are more than willing to talk about it with you. Can you turn it up a little? We don't care where you are at with your faith in God but we are more than willing to talk about it with you. It's a trap! Message us with any interest!


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Hardcore Band looking for Vocals (MPLS/Fridley)


Date: 2011-07-09, 12:51PM CDT
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We are three dudes (bass, guitar, and drums) So... exactly the opposite problem the previous guys had. that have been jamming for about 8 monthes now, And in eight months, nobody thought, "Hey, why don't I try singing?" and we got asked to play a show on 7-29... We have 6 songs, 2 of which we have written vocals for and could get by if need be. You even wrote vocal parts for a solid third of your set and still nobody stepped up to the mic. Our influences go from Deftones to Shai Hulud, I like Shai Hulud. and The Bled to A Day to Remember. This could lead to a permanent spot in our lineup! Or maybe your lineup's already permanant and one of you should just sing the damned songs. We practice in Fridley Thurs and Sun PM. GET AT US! email or text xxx-xxx-xxxx

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  • Location: MPLS/Fridley
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guitar lesson exchange for hand massage (South Metro)

Oh, come on. You know I couldn't let this one go.

Date: 2011-07-08, 1:02PM CDT
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Hi,

I'm a very experienced guitarist and teacher. And cue the porny kooka-wooka-chicka-wooka guitar sound. I'm looking for someone who wants to exchange guitar lessons for hand massage Yeah, baby. Talkin' 'bout exchangin'. (an hour of my time for an hour of yours). And who knows what can happen in an hour? You don't have to be a CMT, But I do prefer a BBW. but previous experience/knowledge is preferred. And if you don't have any, that's OK because, baby, I'll get you your experience. I not looking for anything but therapeutic massage, [cough]Bullshit![cough] thanks.

  • Location: South Metro
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