04 October, 2010

Your Weekly Musician's Ad

Before you read any further, there are a few things I need to address.
  1. This will be the first time I don't redact the bands' names. Otherwise, there would be no joke.
  2. Yes, it is a little like a cage match.
  3. I swear to Christ's arse crack, I am not making any of this shit up.

"Jihad Jabbar and the Detonators" (Muslim rock band)


Date: 2010-10-03, 7:30PM CDT
Reply to: comm-xxxxx-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org


We need a new drummer (again!) Our old ones keep blowing up.

  • Location: Muslim rock band
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: xxxxxxxxxx

The Infidels seek drummer (saint paul)


Date: 2010-10-03, 1:05PM CDT
Reply to: comm-xxxxx-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org


We're looking for a Drummer, we have a lot to offer... read on...

Band: The Infidels
Position: Drums
Studio Location: Downtown St. Paul, $71.25/month per member.
Rehearsal: Usually 2x a week. More if somthing rad is coming up.
Gear Status: Pro.
Van Status: Fully functional 12 passenger, in great shape (just drove it to Texas and back)
Label Status: Finalizing negotiations with Xxxx Xxxxx Xxxxx Xx.
Recording Status: You get to make a record with us at Winterland Studios, for free. It's already paid for. No joke.
Tour Status: Potential 5-7 day east coast tour via record label in 2011. Probably over a weekend.
Drug Status: Unlimited cocaine and heroin... wait... scratch that... but we do have a kegerator in the rehearsal studio.

Links that will help you get to know us:
YouTube: search user name “xxxxxxxxxx”
www.myspace.com/xxxxxxxxxxxxx
www.facebook.com/xxxxxxxxxxx
www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com

-----IMPORTANT-----
If you want to be taken very seriously: download a couple of our songs on our myspace page (they're free), put on some headphones, and record a video of you playing to a song or two. Send it to us. Please feel free to email us and tell us about yourself. Include your age, bands you have played with, links to music and/or video, number of years played… the more info you include the better.

We are hard workers, don't waste our time unless you are prepared to work hard for this opportunity. Thanks for reading.


  • Location: saint paul
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: xxxxxxxxxx

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