20 September, 2010

Sound Design and Assembly needs a new slogan!

When music gets too big for its britches, we're the ones calling shenanigans has had a good run but I think it might be getting a little old. Therefore, in an effort to rebrand and revitalize the world that is Sound Design and Assembly, I have concocted forty possible new slogans. Please peruse them at your leisure and pick a few that pique your fancy and drop them in the comment box on your way out the door. Thank you.
  1. Sound Design and Assembly: The Little Music Blog That Could
  2. Sound Design and Assembly: For when failure is an option.
  3. Sound Design and Assembly: Penis
  4. Sound Design and Assembly: When you read it, it feels like you're pity fucking someone, doesn't it?
  5. Sound Design and Assembly: Well, that's kind of cool, I guess.
  6. Sound Design and Assembly: We'll promise you pictures of tits but, when you get here, there're just a bunch of pictures of birds and shit.
  7. Sound Design and Assembly: Hey! Have you seen our last.fm group?
  8. Sound Design and Assembly: We haven't heard a good record since the fucking 90s.
  9. Sound Design and Assembly: Aaaaaahhhhhh, pussy control! Oh!
  10. Sound Design and Assembly: It's nothing you haven't heard before.
  11. Sound Design and Assembly: Don't bitch. It's free.
  12. Sound Design and Assembly: Who stole my leftover chicken cacciatore!?
  13. Sound Design and Assembly: At this point, we may as well stop pretending to write about music.
  14. Sound Design and Assembly: I bet that it just burns a sound designer's ass that we have this domain.
  15. Sound Design and Assembly: Basically just one big link to Wikipedia.
  16. Sound Design and Assembly: Not until after I've jacked off and had a cup of coffee.
  17. Sound Design and Assembly: Vagina Bubbles from Hell
  18. Sound Design and Assembly: Tell me that's not fucked up.
  19. Sound Design and Assembly: That's How You Eat Your SpƤtzle
  20. Sound Design and Assembly: Obsessed with music since 1993. Obsessed with vaginas since 1986.
  21. Sound Design and Assembly: We do fun things on Fridays!
  22. Sound Design and Assembly: Because you give a shit what a stranger did with his weekend.
  23. Sound Design and Assembly: It's OK. Nobody'll find out.
  24. Sound Design and Assembly: When we run out of ideas, it's painfully obvious.
  25. Sound Design and Assembly: For when you just don't feel like doing your job.
  26. Sound Design and Assembly: Feels Good, Man
  27. Sound Design and Assembly: It's like your own private Idaho.
  28. Sound Design and Assembly: Just about everyone here has some sort of facial hair!
  29. Sound Design and Assembly: We're the thumb up the internet's ass.
  30. Sound Design and Assembly: You're just keeping us open in a tab you can switch to in case your boss walks in while you're watching porn.
  31. Sound Design and Assembly: Strong bias, weak argument.
  32. Sound Design and Assembly: It tastes like soap, man.
  33. Sound Design and Assembly: There's nothing wrong with being a hater.
  34. Sound Design and Assembly: We check the stats. You wound up here because you Googled "schnoodle", didn't you?
  35. Sound Design and Assembly: The fine line between good touch and bad touch.
  36. Sound Design and Assembly: What's for lunch?
  37. Sound Design and Assembly: KITTENS!!!
  38. Sound Design and Assembly: One time in high school, Levi blew his wad on the TV watching Jenny Jones.
  39. Sound Design and Assembly: Aahh, hhhiiihhh, push it.
  40. Sound Design and Assembly: Beating the same jokes into the ground since 2007.
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34: No, I'm totally serious. The majority of our traffic comes from people Googling "schnoodle".
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7 comments:

  1. My Top 3 are, in no particular order, (except numerically) 14, 31 and 33.

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  2. WTF is with #38? Do I have to give someone some shit next time I see him?

    #30
    #2
    #11

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  3. I still have a tape of him telling that story somewhere.

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  4. It's on a micro-cassette and I lost my micro-cassette recorder years ago.

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