23 April, 2014

Doce.

16 April, 2014

Once.

13 April, 2014

Charlie Meets the New Neighbor from Across the Hall

A Play in One Act by C. Pauken

Cast
The Author, as Himself, a thirty three year old part time liquor store clerk
The Neighbor, as Herself, an attractive twenty something collegiate

Int, Night. Friday, about eleven pm. A stairwell between the second and third floor. The Author is going upstairs, having come inside from smoking a cigarette, the Neighbor is clattering downstairs. The two meet halfway.

Neighbor
"Are you drunk right now?"

Author
[shrugs] "I'm getting there."

Neighbor
[giggles and whispers] "I can get there faster."

Author
"What's that?"

Neighbor
[giggles again] "I said I can get there faster!"

Author
OOOkkk...

Neighbor
[giggles] "You're making me uncomfortable."

The Neighbor then turns and continues her descent down the stairs in a quick and hasty manner. The Author is confused.


Fin.

09 April, 2014

02 April, 2014

26 March, 2014

19 March, 2014

Seriously? This is what people are looking for to find SD&A?

"Assy Chinese pussy"? I didn't even know there was such a thing as assy pussy, let alone specifically that of the Chinese variety.

Siete.

 
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